Many of you tech freaks may daily search on the internet for cool technical words and BOOM! We are here. Your search is over because we have shared some of the best out of the best Computer Whatsapp statuses and messages with you. You can share it on social media like your WhatsApp status. 

Trending Computer Whatsapp statuses and messages

-Computers have unimaginable powers. Technicians can organize them into panels. 

-My machine knocked me at chess, but it can’t in kickboxing.

-If luck doesn’t knock, build a machine. 

-Have you realized you are bisexual? Because you are texting two people together. 

-If my laptop system works for less than 5 seconds, my heartbeat stops!

-This society will never accept a paperless system because there is always a bathroom. 

-I don’t care. I don’t need to. I own a network company. 

-Your smallest mistakes may not save in life’s memory but are stored in the computer for later retrieval.

-You are lucky if your boyfriend’s computer has space in it. 

-A good girlfriend will save you unimaginable space on your computer. 

-That embarrassing minute when you type any word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

-What’s the meaning of having notes on computers? We cannot even pass it to others.

-If the brand Apple design a car, will it have Windows?

-You must like everything slow and nice as you still use Internet Explorer.

-Would you be “1” for me if I go like binary?

-It’s always smarter to be a computer geek than to be stupid. 

-People who have no knowledge of programming write help files.

-You will always end up using social media no matter for what purpose you have your computer. 

-That moment when I’m sitting here with my high-definition computer and just reading boring articles. 

-We all should treat our passwords like our toothbrushes. Change it every two months.

-Computer science is no more about computer anatomy; instead, way more than this. 

-I’m not anti-social. Consider me just user-friendly.

-Internet Explorer isn’t a virus because viruses at least do something!

-My travel story is like the journey from “CSS” to “HTML.”

-Computer geniuses are genius, not an idiot.

-Your computer IQ results came negative? Ouch! I expected the same from you. 

-Explaining sex to a virgin is much easier than explaining computers to an amateur.

-Don’t fear to step on people. Look at Mario. He made his career out of it. 

-I have a band handwriting, so I use my computer system. 

-Why can’t I charge myself like I charge my laptop? Ugh!

-Computers also die due to network death. 

-Failure was never a choice for Windows users. It always comes packed with it. LOL.

-Artificial Intelligence habitually bangs natural foolishness.

-Local-minded people will never understand the global requirement of network systems. 

-These days, my mum thinks I am dating a girl named SIRI. What would I do?

-Life is way shorter to spend it on HTML and dos. 

-Give your system a good whack! Voila! Your system is working fine now.

Thankful Computer Whatsapp statuses and messages

-Can you ever think now of a time without computers? I am thankful to be in this age! 

-Technology has always surprised while people have failed to do in recent times 

-All this while, geeks have been living only feeding on computers! 

-Just imagine if you didn’t have computers, there would have been no work from home

-Even the loneliest person can make millions of friends with just a computer! 

-“Come meet the world outside”- My computer to me every time I switch it on. 

-We love computers because they help us earn when no one else can 

-With computers, do you realize that you have a money-making machine at hand 

-The window of opportunities on the window installed on your computer 

-What happens when you grow beyond society? You become a geek! 

-Legends say, that geeks are legends because they understood the computer! 

-Once you are into a computer, you are into a totally new world brother

-Success doesn’t come overnight but working on your computer for nights might do the trick

-Computers have made idiots popular, accept it! 

-You know about everything and that is just because you have the internet on your computer

-Nothing can stop you from being famous if you have a powerful computer! 

-Computers are modern canvases for digital artists

-80% of the knowledge you have is from your computer, accept it! 

-Computer reduces human efforts to an extent that it may look like magic

-The software installed on my computer is living up to its reputation.

-When the human brain stops computing, the computers take the charge.

-I’ve spent all my spare time sitting in front of a computer and trying to learn from it.

-Our smartphones are the portable cousin of old yet constantly evolving computers.

-My computer’s mouse works as a stress ball whenever I try to find something in the internet.

-The list of things that a computer can do is endless so I’ll let the machine talk.

-Even in my darkest days, my computer never ever stopped to be my friend.

-I won’t be overwhelmed by computers but the lack of its usage gives me a great scare.

-I am thankful to my computer for teaching me how to play chess.

-The science related to computers is a science of abstraction.

-Future prediction is a questionable matter but creating a future is a matter of computers.

-More than a consumer of computers, I want to be amongst the creators of computer science.

-Computers will never lie to me and that’s why it’s my best friend.

-I need to upgrade my yesteryear’s computer to adapt to the high graphics games of today.

-Newton’s third law that is applicable is taking care of your computer as well.

-Computers are God’s mysterious way of ordering us to do our work faster.

-The number of similarities between humans and computers outweighs their differences.

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